Jack Fontanill is an aspiring non-human based in Chicago, and Atlanta, and and sometimes high in the Sierras or wherever his vehicle happens to be parked. His many achievements include, but are not limited to, receiving a mug from the Catholic Church at 17 for exemplary leadership and winning the D.A.R.E. essay contest at 10. His interests include destroying the world and building a force capable of withstanding the destruction of the world.